The christian side hug
I know what you’re thinking, most of the things christians do are pretty stupid, and you would be correct. However, some of things they do are so mind numbingly ridiculous as to merit special mention.
As proof of this assertion, I now offer up “the christian side hug“. Apparently, hugging someone from the front can open you up to all sorts of sexual temptations that will lead you straight to hell. Fortunately, a christian rap group has found the answer: side hugging.
Despite the fact that christians are my mortal enemy, this video is so insanely ridiculous that I actually feel a tad bit embarrassed for them.
Update: Here is an interview with one of the creators:
Interview: Christian Side Hug Creator/Rapper
The catholic cross clap
We all know that catholics spend much of their day oppressing gay people, restricting a woman’s right to choose, covering up child abuse, and protecting pedophiles, but even catholics have some free time occasionally.
You may have wondered what a catholic does with their free time now that roasting heretics is no longer allowed.
Well, wonder no more. Apparently, some catholics spend their time doing the “cross clap“. Sure, it sounds like a christian STD, but it’s not.
Other catholics have decided to stand against this exercise in liturgical dance. You can see more at their web site, End the Cross Clap
Whatever your position on this issue, I am sure we can all agree that it is an issue of the utmost importance.
Just watch.
After tweeting about both of these videos on twitter, I received the following response from @ToddMT a most excellent twitterati.
I guess to avoid the Cross Clap you need to do the side hug?
To which I can only reply:
Amen.
